so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
it was like his penis was on wheels.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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