What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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