What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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