I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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