your thong is hanging out like whoa
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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