i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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