Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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