I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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