do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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