a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
When are your genitals available?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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