Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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