Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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