So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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