...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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