The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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