we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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