Nicole vs. Life
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i now understand why vodka
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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