brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I need a beard to bite.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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