My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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