gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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