i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She bit a glass in half.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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