i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
