I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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