i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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