do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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