it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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