Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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