***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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