Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.

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(214): View more from Texas

come over

(1-214): View more from Texas

yeah sure

(1-214): View more from Texas

wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.

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(816): View more from Missouri

critical mistake not lubing the nipples

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.

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(210): View more from Texas

Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.

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(301): View more from Maryland

She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?

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