If that was your dad, he is hot
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't