I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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