We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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