Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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