ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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