ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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