I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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