Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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