im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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