Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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