his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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