just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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