My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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