Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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