carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Randomize