Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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