69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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