I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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