That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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