Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think my fart just growled at me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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