Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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