I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You did what with his pubic hair?
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