What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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