How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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