sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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