fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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