i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I lost the right to judge tonight
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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